profoundboners:

betterthanricksantorum:

22. The Old Spice Guy. (Isaiah Mustafa)
Submitted by spartadog

LOOK AT YOUR PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE
NOW LOOK AT ME
NOW BACK AT YOUR CANDIDATE
NOW BACK TO ME
SADLY, YOUR CANDIDATE IS NOT ME
BUT IF HE HAD A BRAIN, HE MIGHT NOT BE A TREMENDOUS DOUCHEBAG
LOOK IN YOUR HAND
LOOK BACK UP
I HAVE IT
IT’S RIGHTS FOR EVERYONE, NOT JUST RICH WHITE CHRISTIAN MEN
LOOK AGAIN
THE RIGHTS ARE NOW LAWS
I’m not in the White House

profoundboners:

betterthanricksantorum:

22. The Old Spice Guy. (Isaiah Mustafa)

Submitted by spartadog

LOOK AT YOUR PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE

NOW LOOK AT ME

NOW BACK AT YOUR CANDIDATE

NOW BACK TO ME

SADLY, YOUR CANDIDATE IS NOT ME

BUT IF HE HAD A BRAIN, HE MIGHT NOT BE A TREMENDOUS DOUCHEBAG

LOOK IN YOUR HAND

LOOK BACK UP

I HAVE IT

IT’S RIGHTS FOR EVERYONE, NOT JUST RICH WHITE CHRISTIAN MEN

LOOK AGAIN

THE RIGHTS ARE NOW LAWS

I’m not in the White House