white radical nerd lady in my 30s
transplanted to the East Coast US
happily living in sin with my co-conspirator Mr. X
my Dragon Age sideblog
Other tags of interest - Places I Wish I Was Right Now, GPOY, owls, you are cordially invited to my pants, this has been a post, OH MY GOD, Favorite of all the things, Maru is the best cat in the whole world
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Day 4 on these meds and I’m still feeling mentally fuzzy, tired, and having occasional waves of dizziness and nausea. However, I am no...
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There are two types of squirrels
I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD OMFG
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Post Easter Stress Syndrome
Little Bunny Foo Foo is not nice.
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Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.
Such as making the bed:
Making toast:
Getting things off high shelves:
Making coffee:
Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:
And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:
I don’t know how I survived life without it.
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I KNOW WHERE TO PUT IT // music to play while losing your virginity in a cave
01. bump n’ grind - r. kelly 02. let’s get it on - marvin gaye 03. love in this club (cave) - usher 04. your body is a wonderland - john mayer 05. I like it rough - lady gaga 06. I’ll make love 2 you - boyz ii men 07. let’s talk about sex - salt n pepa 08. bed - j holiday 09. I just had sex - lonely island // LISTEN
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lady-bane asked: So apparently the GOP has made a survey directed at ‘younger voters’. I felt it was my civic duty to fill out this survey as honestly and openly as possible…
HAHA OH SNAP
apparently I am too old for this but I heartily encourage you “younger voters” to give them your, uh, feedback.
this is the best thing in the entire world. i’ve been looking for this gif to pop up on my dash forever hahahaha
OMFG IT’S A HAMBURGLAR
I CHOKED
HOLY SHIT
Oh rayos
My life is complete.
attn athenasaurus ladyspookypants
hamburgling is a thing
i’m so happy rn
Bwahahahahahaha!…nice!
You’ve been playing with fire, mother. Prepare to get B U R N E D
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10000 YEARS
Update: My mum came home. It’s a good thing I did this in the bathroom because she nearly peed herself when she saw it. After she finished laughing she turned to me with this dead serious expression and whispered
“This means war”
and silently walked out of the room
Guys I’m scared shitless I think my mum is gonna kill me in my sleep
UPDATE: I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND MY COMPUTER BACKGROUND WAS CHANGED TO THIS
WITH A STICKY NOTE ON THE KEY BOARD THAT SAYS
“I am the oncoming storm”
HELP
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