Dry the Rain

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 23:25:01 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

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that time the scariest guy on the show snuck up on Hurley in the...

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 22:53:47 -0400

that time the scariest guy on the show snuck up on Hurley in the kitchen and he threw a Hot Pocket at him

alexandraerin: shwetanarayan: lafemmeindienne: johnzilla87: c...

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 22:13:25 -0400

alexandraerin:

shwetanarayan:

lafemmeindienne:

johnzilla87:

carcrashjules:

gueravonlok:

girlgrowingsmall:

moreinclinedtoactmyshoesize:

droogywoog:

suffren:

gerrisdrinkwater:

eridan-ampwwhora:

ibrakeforunicorns:

thelaughingstache:

danielmcbatman:

bedheadreams:

Just a little reminder in case you non-vegans forget that what you’re eating is a chicken’s menstruation cycle. So glad I’m not guzzling down anyone’s period anymore.

OMG YOU MEAN EGGS DON’T COME FROM MAGIC?!! THANK YOU SUPERVEGAN!

just had eggs god they were delish

man i love eggs

im sorry i just find pretentious vegans to be really hilarious

mmm delicious chicken periods

ok

its a fucking egg cell

do you know what else has the same purpose as egg cells?

seeds

do you know what holds seeds?

fruit.

enjoy eating your plant uterus, OP

sorry i couldn’t hear you over my delicious sizzling chicken periods

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS! THIS TOTALLY HAPPENED TO ME THIS MORNING!

I WAS MAKING EGGS FOR BREAKFAST, JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN BAM! SUDDENLY IT BECAME A BABY CHICKEN!

Instead of eggs and bacon I grabbed some Orange Soda and had dinner for breakfast.

It was delicious.

These comments are hilarious. I love eggs.

I said this was just a bit too gross to reblog but Kay dared me to do it. “Don’t be a chicken” she said…

SIZZLING CHICKEN PERIODS.

Am I the only one who finds the pictures up top not gross at all, but rather beautiful?
Also mmm haven’t had eggs in a bit. Chicken period, here I come :D

I’m always momentarily taken aback when a vegangelical acts like they think we don’t know what we’re eating, but then I remember how much of Christian evangelism in the U.S. consists of telling people who probably went to church as kids (or still goes to church, just not the right one) about the basics of Christianity as if it would be brand new, mind-blowing, life-changing information to us.

And the reason that this happens is because something like this was life-changing for the person doing the evangelizing, and they can’t quite conceive of it not doing the same for everyone else. So they come up to people with the initial assumption that if their life hasn’t been changed, it must be because they haven’t heard the magic transformative information.

And when it becomes clear that the audience does have the information and wasn’t changed by it, they either become condescending (because clearly we don’t understand what we’re being told) or hostile (because there must be something wrong with someone who isn’t transformed by this information.)

Say it with me now:

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 21:43:03 -0400

abaldwin360:

thisgingersnapsback:

Dr. George Tiller’s killing was not justifiable homicide, it was murder.

Blowing up abortion clinics is terrorism.

Defacing and covering abortion clinics in graffiti is vandalism.

Chanting “You’re next!” at doctors and clinic administrators is threatening them.

Preventing patients from entering a clinic by shouting at them, distracting them, walking in front of them, blocking their way with your bodies, or preventing them from exiting their cars is harassment.

You’re not a good person if you in any way, shape or form support, defend, or ignore any of these actions. Stop deluding yourself.

Remember that woman who had the dead fetus inside her when you were escorting and went to the clinic to have it removed and how the protesters tried to keep her from getting out of the car, then tired to keep her from getting into the clinic?

That story has really stuck with me, it displayed just how disgusting these people really are.

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Sat, 02 Jun 2012 21:18:07 -0400

setheneran: brennacedria: Possibly one of the best episodes of...

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 20:48:14 -0400

setheneran:

brennacedria:

Possibly one of the best episodes of the show. *laughs*

I loved this. xDDDD Roy and Moss’ little dance was totally worth it.

"[F]or the first several years the SAT was offered, males scored higher than females on the Math..."

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 20:40:40 -0400

“[F]or the first several years the SAT was offered, males scored higher than females on the Math section but females achieved higher scores on the Verbal section. ETS policy-makers determined that the Verbal test needed to be “balanced” more in favor of males, and added questions pertaining to politics, business and sports to the Verbal portion. Since that time, males have outscored females on both the Math and Verbal sections. Dwyer notes that no similar effort has been made to “balance” the Math section, and concludes that, “It could be done, but it has not been, and I believe that probably an unconscious form of sexism underlies this pattern. When females show the superior performance, ‘balancing’ is required; when males show the superior performance, no adjustments are necessary.” ”

- “Gender Bias in College Admissions Tests”, FairTest.org. (via vaginawoolf)

We were told our English Lang GCSEs were often about sport or politics because boys often underperformed in that exam. I can’t even fathom the number of things wrong with this kind of thinking.

(via benedictatorship)

i don’t understand how this is “unconscious” they saw numbers of both males and females and only made adjustments for the males. that is pretty damn blatant and conscious to me.

(via strugglingtobeheard)

theartofanimation: Jian Chong

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 20:12:12 -0400

theartofanimation:

Jian Chong

flutiebear: unicornempire: Dean and Castiel in Purgatory. I...

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 19:34:28 -0400

flutiebear:

unicornempire:

Dean and Castiel in Purgatory. I got my little Bamboo tablet today, and I’ve got to say while I’m totally missing my cintiq at home, it’s not a bad little tablet for the price. It’s nice and sleek and portable, and great for sketching on, so I’m really happy with it. I’ll definitely be using it for travel, and now I don’t feel totally un-digitized when I leave home.

After what felt like another eon of watching, waiting, protecting, Cas noticed Dean finally stir beneath him. The angel allowed himself one sigh of relief, brief and muffled.

“Rain,” Dean gagged, his voice raw, like a dull blade. How long had he been unconscious? Cas had no sense of it here in Purgatory, no concept of the minutes or hours or days. Besides, time was a human construct anyway, the measure of which never quite came naturally to Cas, no matter how hard he tried. “Ghch—Fuck. Rain?”

“I do not understand,” Cas murmured, in a voice blasphemously close to prayer.

“‘s raining,” mumbled Dean, without opening his eyes. “Since when’s it rain in here?”

“It is not raining, Dean.”

Dean tried to open his eyes then, but the effort was too much; and he settled instead for lolling his head gently back and forth along the ground.

“Ow. Fuck.” A breath escaped Dean’s chapped, broken lips, stained with whose blood, Cas could no longer tell. “Sure feels like rain.”

“I assure you.” Cas bit back a pained smile. His wings, raw and battered, ached. “It is not raining.”

“Then tell whatever’s dripping on me to stop.” A droplet splattered on Dean’s cheek just then, dripping down the contour of his cheekbone like a caress. Dean choked. “‘S annoying.”

“I’ll try,” murmured Cas, snaking a hand to the collar of Dean’s jacket. “Just go back to sleep.”

“Fine, fine,” he groaned, shifting his broken cheek against the back of Cas’s palm. Cas moved his hand away, and tried to ignore the brief, inappropriate flush of pleasure he felt from the small contact. Dean needed an angel now, nothing less.

“Looks like Mom was right all along,” Dean then added softly. He managed a small, secretive smile, as if he’d told a funny joke that Cas should have gotten. Cas grimaced. He still struggled to understand human humor. But this was neither the time nor the place.

“Sleep,” Cas ordered, and Dean did.

alcoholicgifts: imwithkanye: I don’t know about y’all but I’d...

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 19:06:53 -0400

alcoholicgifts:

imwithkanye:

I don’t know about y’all but I’d totally live there.

(via: Colbert Sings “Amercia The Beautiful” | BuzzFeed)

I can be packed and ready in ten mins

oh wow I’ve never seen them all together like this

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 18:33:24 -0400

oh wow I’ve never seen them all together like this

In media reports on women’s issues—abortion, birth control, Planned Parenthood—men are quoted around five times more than women, a new study shows

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 17:58:28 -0400

In media reports on women’s issues—abortion, birth control, Planned Parenthood—men are quoted around five times more than women, a new study shows:

stfufauxminists:

stfusexists:

Shocker.

Ugh.

"When someone works for less pay than she can live on - when, for example, she goes hungry so that..."

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 17:21:34 -0400

“When someone works for less pay than she can live on - when, for example, she goes hungry so that you can eat more cheaply and conveniently - then she has made a great sacrifice for you, she has made you a gift of some part of her abilities, her health, and her life. The “working poor,” as there are approvingly termed, are in fact the major philanthropists of our society. They neglect their own children so that the children of others will be cared for; they live in substandard housing so that other homes will be shiny and perfect; they endure privation so that inflation will be low and stock prices high. To be a member of the working poor is to be an anonymous donor, a nameless benefactor, to everyone else.”

- Barbara Ehrenreich, “Nickel and Dimed: On (Not) Getting By In America”

I recently read this book, and while several observations and statistics stuck out to me, this quote, on the last page, I believe really sums things up quite well.

(via lostgrrrls)

Forget the billionaire “job creators” — our working poor are really the ones supporting our economy.

(via stfuconservatives)

And this is why, people ask me “why should I care?” I reply “why should you not?” You are, without realizing it, extremely indebted to a lot of people. Your happinesses and successes and wealth are not ever because of your “own hard work”, there’s so many people behind you down the line that have sacrificed (without a choice, if I may add) so much so YOU could have something for yourself. And almost all of those nameless donors are people of colour.

So you benefit from them in that way, and then there is further oppression on PoC based on other factors. It really is an institutionalised world rigged to systemically oppress people of colour.

(via themindislimitless)

methodistcoloringbook: these two have the best nicknamery

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 17:15:00 -0400

methodistcoloringbook:

these two have the best nicknamery

castratingkisses: Death welcomes us all ( i found this on...

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 16:58:59 -0400

castratingkisses:

Death welcomes us all ( i found this on facebook)

goforthandagitate: octopuseyess: lacigreen: on today’s sex+...

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 16:21:37 -0400

goforthandagitate:

octopuseyess:

lacigreen:

on today’s sex+ we’re talkin about the vagina’s mortal enemy!

come hop in the bath with me and chat about

-how evil soap is
-how your vagina isn’t as dirty as you think it is
-discharge and funny smells
-throwing things

<3

Rad vid for my fellow peeps with vaginas!

I love this! there should be more videos like this to help people without adequate sex ed classes

there is no owners manual for vaginas, because we are taught to think they are dirty and gross and to never talk about them ever.

duskzephyr: scienceadded: authentic-toast: it’s like a...

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 15:52:36 -0400

duskzephyr:

scienceadded:

authentic-toast:

it’s like a possible username extravaganza itt

1. start a punk or metal band

2. pick your band name from this board

3. profit.

I’m partial to “Mixed Fuck,” though “Apeburger” is a close second.

Baked Undergarments has a certain charm to it, although so does Balls on Toast. Hmm…

Ass Burrito is the clear choice here.

queerhairyvag: look at this hot beauty

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 15:21:29 -0400

queerhairyvag:

look at this hot beauty

lamamama: #where’s sansa i have more horrifying things to tell...

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 14:47:50 -0400

lamamama:

#where’s sansa i have more horrifying things to tell her

beautiful-portals: mildlyamused: Narnia is pretty much failing...

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 14:46:28 -0400

beautiful-portals:

mildlyamused:

Narnia is pretty much failing at being secret these days.

20 Entrances That Are Clearly Gateways To Narnia

^ this link? you should click it.